graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via trust)

You’re a Bitch

You’re a Bit

You’re a

You’re

You

Yo

Y

Yo

You

You’re

You’re a

You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

(Source: humorbaby, via trust)

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(via trust)

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

(via trust)

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(via trust)

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

remember when we all wanted to grow up

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(via riyal)